Dishing Dirty: Filthy Truths of the Modern Woman
November 11th, 2013
Looking for some truth behind the news? Look no further than Abe's Dishing Dirty: The Filthy Truths of the Modern Woman. We call it like we see — with a little fun spin.
You think I'm sweet? You should see my soda. #dishingdirty
Eating excess sugar is like being a teenager all over again. #dishingdirty
Sugar. Just like cocaine only cheaper. #dishingdirty
Mmmm, orgasmic... I mean, organic chocolate. #dishingdirty
A little more wine. A little less type 2 diabetes. #dishingdirty
I take my sex like my coffee - strong, hot and daily. #dishingdirty
Who needs perfume when you've got sweat. #dishingdirty
Let's create resolutions we'll break by the end of January. #dishingdirty
I can't wait to use the elliptical after the January gym posers leave. #dishingdirty
"Hottest Trend for 2014? Muffin Tops!" - said no one, ever. #dishingdirty
It's the holidays. Let's do another shot ... of wheatgrass. #dishingdirty
Pushy shoppers. Screaming children. Crowded parking lots. Welcome to the shopping mall. Namaste #dishingdirty
Toxins? I'm saving those for my cocktails. #dishingdirty
Leave the Molly to Miley. #dishingdirty
Fake or real? A woman never tells. #dishingdirty
Deck the halls with boughs of quinoa! #dishingdirty
Hug a vegan during the holidays! #dishingdirty
Run Santa Run #dishingdirty
'Tis better to give than to receive. Except for my kombucha. That's all for me! #dishingdirty
Cheers! It's the holidays ... let's overdrink to that! #dishingdirty
Yay! A whole month of overeating, excess drinking and no gym! That's holiday spirit! #dishingdirty
When I said I wanted something electronic to give me a boost, I meant a Vitamix. #dishingdirty
Aunt Louise can go stuff herself. #dishingdirty
Ah, global warming feels so good this time of year! #dishingdirty
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